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diff --git a/etc/yow.c b/etc/yow.c
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+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <ctype.h>
+#include "../src/paths.h"
+
+/* zippy.c
+ * 
+ * Print a quotation from Zippy the Pinhead.
+ * Qux <Kaufman-David@Yale> March 6, 1986
+ * 
+ */
+
+#define BUFSIZE  2000
+#define SEP      '\0'
+#define YOW_FILE "yow.lines"
+
+main (argc, argv)
+     int argc;
+     char *argv[];
+{
+  FILE *fp;
+  char file[BUFSIZ];
+  void yow();
+
+  if (argc > 2 && !strcmp (argv[1], "-f"))
+    strcpy (file, argv[2]);
+  else
+#ifdef vms
+    sprintf (file, "%s%s", PATH_EXEC, YOW_FILE);
+#else
+    sprintf (file, "%s/%s", PATH_EXEC, YOW_FILE);
+#endif
+
+  if ((fp = fopen(file, "r")) == NULL) {
+    perror(file);
+    exit(1);
+  }
+
+  /* initialize random seed */
+  srand((int) (getpid() + time((long *) 0)));
+
+  yow(fp);
+  fclose(fp);
+  exit(0);
+}
+
+void
+yow (fp)
+     FILE *fp;
+{
+  static long len = -1;
+  long offset;
+  int c, i = 0;
+  char buf[BUFSIZE];
+
+  /* Get length of file, go to a random place in it */
+  if (len == -1) {
+    if (fseek(fp, 0, 2) == -1) {
+      perror("fseek 1");
+      exit(1);
+    }
+    len = ftell(fp);
+  }
+  offset = rand() % len;
+  if (fseek(fp, offset, 0) == -1) {
+    perror("fseek 2");
+    exit(1);
+  }
+
+  /* Read until SEP, read next line, print it.
+     (Note that we will never print anything before the first seperator.)
+     If we hit EOF looking for the first SEP, just recurse. */
+  while ((c = getc(fp)) != SEP)
+    if (c == EOF) {
+      yow(fp);
+      return;
+    }
+
+  /* Skip leading whitespace, then read in a quotation.
+     If we hit EOF before we find a non-whitespace char, recurse. */
+  while (isspace(c = getc(fp)))
+    ;
+  if (c == EOF) {
+    yow(fp);
+    return;
+  }
+  buf[i++] = c;
+  while ((c = getc(fp)) != SEP && c != EOF) {
+    buf[i++] = c;
+
+    if (i == BUFSIZ-1)
+      /* Yow! Is this quotation too long yet? */
+      break;
+  }
+  buf[i++] = 0;
+  printf("%s\n", buf);
+}
+